Friday, June 15, 2007

Shrek 4......already???


Recent news out of DreamWorks last month has Shrek 4 and 5 scheduled for release in 2010 and 2012 respectively.

That’s right they have decided to set a release date for a movie that has no script. DreamWorks the upstate studio that has painted it self as a different kind of studio has become just like all the other guys. My question is now that they have announced it is on its way can they change there minds if the story for a 4th movie making fun of fairytales doesn’t come together.

At the release of the first Shrek people were talking about DreamWorks giving Pixar competition for being the best animation studio around. Now all talk of that has faded as Pixar continues to bring new fresh fun ideas to movies and DreamWorks has………Shrek?

As this news breaks I am moved to include my review for Shrek 3. I went to see it 3 weeks ago and have been avoiding it.

Shrek 3 was a movie with awesome animation, while watching it there were scenes that looked so lifelike I forgot I was watching a cartoon. As this was another one of the 3rd movies to come out this year…I am forced once again to remind studios that unless you are adding something new to the story of a series please DON’T MAKE THE MOVIE!!!!! Now on with the review….Shrek must come to terms with becoming a father…oh wait I can’t help it here it comes…… Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas and Cameron Diaz I feel compelled to tell all of you, money should not be the only reason to make a movie!!

Shrek somehow gets threeDacks…one for Mike Myers, one for Eddie Murphy and Antonio Banderas and one for Pinocchio the only truly funny character in this movie. Cameron Diaz would normally be worth oneDack at least for being smoking hot but gets nothing here because she just lends her voice to the role. The only other notable character to the series here is the gingerbread man but only to wonder when Shrek is just going to eat him. I am trying to think of a time in the films were they appear on screen together and can’t. There you go I came up with something that could happen in number 4.

1 comment:

JR said...

Hahahahahahaha. This is funny stuff. Shrek should totally eat the Gingerbread man.

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